alternates/generation x









Generation X

alternates


The Amusement Park
by JenX and Jinxo


�Mmm, this is good stuff.�

�Someone please remove that disgusting confection from Jubilation�s vicinity.�

�No way, M, I love cotton candy!�

�Then someone please remove her from the line for the Giant Drop.�

�Whyyyyyyyy??? I wanna go on the ride!�

�J, you�re whining.�

�I know that, Ev! I�m trying to annoy Monet!�

�You are succeeding.�

�Go Jubecita!�

�Thanks, Angelito.�

�The line�s leaving without us, guys.�

�Eep! Wait for meeeeeeeee!! Here, Ange, take this!!�

�I shall remain in this location. I do not see how anyone could derive pleasure from plummeting towards the ground at an unreasonable speed.�

�Shut it, M.�

�I will not �shut it�, Jubilation.�

�Hey, anyone seen Paige?�

�Oooh, Angelito!!�

�Don�t call me that.�

�Changing the subject?�

�Yes, Ev. I am.�




�Oh, c�mon, Jono, it�ll be fun!�

**Famous last words, Sunshine.**

�Well, it will!�

**I�m so sure�**

�You�ll love it.�




�How did you talk me into this?!�

�You volunteered, Angelito.�

�Don�t call me that!�

(click)

�What was that?�

(click)

�Jubilee? What was��

(click)

�AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!�




**Paige, luv, I really don�t want to do this.**

�Of course ya do.�

**Of course�**

�C�mon, we�re almost there. We can�t get out of line now.�

**Why not?**

�Because it took us an hour to get this far! I�m not gonna leave now!�

**(sigh)**




�Whoa!! What a rush!! KEWL!!!�

�I think I�m gonna be sick.�

�Pobrecito, Angelito.�

�Callate.�

�Huh?�

�It means �shut up�, Jubecita. As in now.�

�I believe Angelo is about to experience reverse peristalsis.�

�Huh?�

�It means �I�m gonna throw up�, Jubecita. As in all over you.�

�EWWWWW!!! I�m outta here! C�mon, Ev!!�

�But Jubes ��

�Now!!!�

BLCCH, BLCCH, BLCCH.

�Angelo! Those are my new shoes!�

�Were your new shoes, Monet.�

�!!!�




**Are yer sure these things are safe?**

�Positive.�

**I thought �only fools were positive�.**

(click, click, click, click)

**Wot�s that noise?**

�We�re moving up, Jono. Haven�t you ever been on a roller coaster before?�

**Not exactly.**

� �Not exactly�?�

**Not exactly.**

(click, click, click, click)

�It would help if you opened your eyes.�

**No.**

(click, click, click, click)

**Are we having fun yet?**

�Just a minute.�

(click, click � woosh!)

�Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!�

**Bloody --!**




�So, Angelito, I guess this means you�re not coming on the spinning teacups.�

�Ohhhhhh�.�

�Watch it, M, he�s at it again!!�

BLCCH.

�Revolting. Positively revolting.�

�Gross.�

�Kewl!�

�So, what now?�

�I suggest an amusement upon which Angelo will not get sick again.�

�Ohhhhhhh�.�

�The carousel?�

�Ohhhhhhh�.�

�It ain�t that bad, Angelito.�

�Mgff.�

�C�mon, let�s go!�




�See, Jono, that wasn�t so bad.�

**I never � want to do that � again.**

�You had fun, admit it!�

**No.**

�Aw, c�mon, you did.�

**Maybe a little.**

::impatient glare::

**Okay. It wasn�t � so bad.**

�I told ya you�d like it. Let�s go on another one!�

**Uhm � **




�I get the pink horse!�

"???"

�I should have the prettiest one, after all, I do deserve it.�

�Ya, sure, M.�

�I do.�

�Here, Angelito, you can have this one. It doesn�t go up and down. See? It�s a nice ferret.�

�No, J, I wouldn�t let him go on that one. You know what happened when he ate the jello and onions � that awful dream about the six foot talking ferret?�

�Oh. Yeah. Good point.�

�I would suggest that Angelo take the bench.�

�Mmmmm��

�For once I�m agreeing with Monet. I so do not believe this.�

�Hurry up, it�s starting!�




(click, click, click, click)

**I can�t believe I let yer talk me into this again, luv.**

�C�mon, you�ve gotta love this!�

(click, click, click, click)

�Jono?�

**Wot?**

�You�re gonna scream on this one, right?�

**I don�t scream.**

�Why not?�

**I can�t, gel.**

�I�m sure you could.�

(click, click, click, click)

**I �ate this part.**

�What part?�

**When you�re halfway up this bloody climb and you realise you want ter get off.**

�Oh, but that�s fun!�

**I fail to understand the �fun� in this.**

(click, click, click, click)

**Would they stop that bloody clicking??**

�But it�s part of the experience!�

**I don�t want to experience this anymore.**

(click, click � woosh!)

**AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!**




�I don�t believe it.�

�I�ve never seen anyone get sick on a carousel before.�

�Neither have I.�

BLCCH.

�EWWW!!�

�Children.�

�What is it, Monet?�

�It is time to meet with Paige and Jonothon.�

�Already?? But I � I didn�t get to go on everything!�

�We�ll have time later, Jubes.�

�Really, Ev? You promise?�

�Yeah.�

�Kewl. C�mon, Angelito.�

�Ohhhhhhh �.�




�I wonder where they are?�

**I think I would be ill.**

�You had fun!�

**That wasn�t fun. That was terror.**

�After everything you�ve faced, you�re afraid of one itty-bitty roller coaster?�

**That is not �itty-bitty�.**

�They�re late.�

**So they are.**

�I�m surprised. Wasn�t that why Monet went with them?�

�HEY, HAYSEED! SPARKY! We're HERE!�

~sigh~

�You�ll never guess ��

� � what happened to Angelo??�

�HE GOT SICK ON THE CAROUSEL!!�

�It was the first ride we went on, Jubilation, not the carousel, that provided for his current discomfort.�

�Shove it, Monet.�

�I will not.�

�Ohhhhhhh ��

�WATCH IT, HE�S GONNA BE ��

�You are drawing unnecessary atten��

BLCCH.

�That�s gross.�

�And you rip your skin off.�

�Well �! That�s different!�

�Sure it is.�

�It is!�

**Can we stop this arguing?**

�No, we cannot!! And who ate my cotton candy??�

**Wasn�t me.**

�Ohhhhhh �.�

�ANGELITO???�

�Don�t � call me � that ��

�ANGELITO I SWEAR IF YOU ATE ALL MY COTTON CANDY I�M GONNA MURD��

�Silence is required, Jubilation. Now.�

�NO!! I WANT MY COTTON CANDY!!�

�It�s all over Monet�s shoes. If you really want it � �

�EWWW!!!�

�Please don�t remind me, Everett.�

**I�ve had enough of this. Where�s Frost and Cassidy?**

"Who cares! Let's go on some coasters!!"

"Ohhhhh ... "

"Without Angelito."

"I'm outta here. C'mon, Ev. Let's go!"

"But --"

"See ya!"