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by JenX and Jinxo �Mmm, this is good stuff.� �Someone please remove that disgusting confection from Jubilation�s vicinity.� �No way, M, I love cotton candy!� �Then someone please remove her from the line for the Giant Drop.� �Whyyyyyyyy??? I wanna go on the ride!� �J, you�re whining.� �I know that, Ev! I�m trying to annoy Monet!� �You are succeeding.� �Go Jubecita!� �Thanks, Angelito.� �The line�s leaving without us, guys.� �Eep! Wait for meeeeeeeee!! Here, Ange, take this!!� �I shall remain in this location. I do not see how anyone could derive pleasure from plummeting towards the ground at an unreasonable speed.� �Shut it, M.� �I will not �shut it�, Jubilation.� �Hey, anyone seen Paige?� �Oooh, Angelito!!� �Don�t call me that.� �Changing the subject?� �Yes, Ev. I am.� �Oh, c�mon, Jono, it�ll be fun!� **Famous last words, Sunshine.** �Well, it will!� **I�m so sure�** �You�ll love it.� �How did you talk me into this?!� �You volunteered, Angelito.� �Don�t call me that!� (click) �What was that?� (click) �Jubilee? What was�� (click) �AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!� **Paige, luv, I really don�t want to do this.** �Of course ya do.� **Of course�** �C�mon, we�re almost there. We can�t get out of line now.� **Why not?** �Because it took us an hour to get this far! I�m not gonna leave now!� **(sigh)** �Whoa!! What a rush!! KEWL!!!� �I think I�m gonna be sick.� �Pobrecito, Angelito.� �Callate.� �Huh?� �It means �shut up�, Jubecita. As in now.� �I believe Angelo is about to experience reverse peristalsis.� �Huh?� �It means �I�m gonna throw up�, Jubecita. As in all over you.� �EWWWWW!!! I�m outta here! C�mon, Ev!!� �But Jubes �� �Now!!!� BLCCH, BLCCH, BLCCH. �Angelo! Those are my new shoes!� �Were your new shoes, Monet.� �!!!� **Are yer sure these things are safe?** �Positive.� **I thought �only fools were positive�.** (click, click, click, click) **Wot�s that noise?** �We�re moving up, Jono. Haven�t you ever been on a roller coaster before?� **Not exactly.** � �Not exactly�?� **Not exactly.** (click, click, click, click) �It would help if you opened your eyes.� **No.** (click, click, click, click) **Are we having fun yet?** �Just a minute.� (click, click � woosh!) �Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!� **Bloody --!** �So, Angelito, I guess this means you�re not coming on the spinning teacups.� �Ohhhhhh�.� �Watch it, M, he�s at it again!!� BLCCH. �Revolting. Positively revolting.� �Gross.� �Kewl!� �So, what now?� �I suggest an amusement upon which Angelo will not get sick again.� �Ohhhhhhh�.� �The carousel?� �Ohhhhhhh�.� �It ain�t that bad, Angelito.� �Mgff.� �C�mon, let�s go!� �See, Jono, that wasn�t so bad.� **I never � want to do that � again.** �You had fun, admit it!� **No.** �Aw, c�mon, you did.� **Maybe a little.** ::impatient glare:: **Okay. It wasn�t � so bad.** �I told ya you�d like it. Let�s go on another one!� **Uhm � ** �I get the pink horse!� "???" �I should have the prettiest one, after all, I do deserve it.� �Ya, sure, M.� �I do.� �Here, Angelito, you can have this one. It doesn�t go up and down. See? It�s a nice ferret.� �No, J, I wouldn�t let him go on that one. You know what happened when he ate the jello and onions � that awful dream about the six foot talking ferret?� �Oh. Yeah. Good point.� �I would suggest that Angelo take the bench.� �Mmmmm�� �For once I�m agreeing with Monet. I so do not believe this.� �Hurry up, it�s starting!� (click, click, click, click) **I can�t believe I let yer talk me into this again, luv.** �C�mon, you�ve gotta love this!� (click, click, click, click) �Jono?� **Wot?** �You�re gonna scream on this one, right?� **I don�t scream.** �Why not?� **I can�t, gel.** �I�m sure you could.� (click, click, click, click) **I �ate this part.** �What part?� **When you�re halfway up this bloody climb and you realise you want ter get off.** �Oh, but that�s fun!� **I fail to understand the �fun� in this.** (click, click, click, click) **Would they stop that bloody clicking??** �But it�s part of the experience!� **I don�t want to experience this anymore.** (click, click � woosh!) **AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!** �I don�t believe it.� �I�ve never seen anyone get sick on a carousel before.� �Neither have I.� BLCCH. �EWWW!!� �Children.� �What is it, Monet?� �It is time to meet with Paige and Jonothon.� �Already?? But I � I didn�t get to go on everything!� �We�ll have time later, Jubes.� �Really, Ev? You promise?� �Yeah.� �Kewl. C�mon, Angelito.� �Ohhhhhhh �.� �I wonder where they are?� **I think I would be ill.** �You had fun!� **That wasn�t fun. That was terror.** �After everything you�ve faced, you�re afraid of one itty-bitty roller coaster?� **That is not �itty-bitty�.** � �They�re late.� **So they are.** �I�m surprised. Wasn�t that why Monet went with them?� �HEY, HAYSEED! SPARKY! We're HERE!� ~sigh~ �You�ll never guess �� � � what happened to Angelo??� �HE GOT SICK ON THE CAROUSEL!!� �It was the first ride we went on, Jubilation, not the carousel, that provided for his current discomfort.� �Shove it, Monet.� �I will not.� �Ohhhhhhh �� �WATCH IT, HE�S GONNA BE �� �You are drawing unnecessary atten�� BLCCH. �That�s gross.� �And you rip your skin off.� �Well �! That�s different!� �Sure it is.� �It is!� **Can we stop this arguing?** �No, we cannot!! And who ate my cotton candy??� **Wasn�t me.** �Ohhhhhh �.� �ANGELITO???� �Don�t � call me � that �� �ANGELITO I SWEAR IF YOU ATE ALL MY COTTON CANDY I�M GONNA MURD�� �Silence is required, Jubilation. Now.� �NO!! I WANT MY COTTON CANDY!!� �It�s all over Monet�s shoes. If you really want it � � �EWWW!!!� �Please don�t remind me, Everett.� **I�ve had enough of this. Where�s Frost and Cassidy?** "Who cares! Let's go on some coasters!!" "Ohhhhh ... " "Without Angelito." "I'm outta here. C'mon, Ev. Let's go!" "But --" "See ya!"
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