Generation X alternates |
by JenX Okay, so once upon a time there was this girl who was special and stuff but like nobody knew it. And she was all weird, too. People and stuff laughed at her cause she wanted to fly. She did, but she didn't like tell anyone. She wasn't a mutant or anything she was just special. She didn't like really fly though she just kinda sat around and like pretended that she flyed. To her it seemed like real flying so that was cool but nobody else kenw that so she didn't like understand. Okay so she wrote, too, and then she like sang and stuff, and that was neat, but still nobody really got where she was like coming from and stuff so she "Yo, Hayseed ... " Paige Guthrie looked up from the book she was reading and glanced across the room to the girl sitting at her computer. "Yes, Jubilee?" she asked, pushing her dark-framed glasses up on her nose. "What's a word that means like hid, but not hid?" Sighing, Paige marked the spot in her book and looked at the monitor, where Jubilee was typing the creative writing assignment Ms. Frost had given earlier that day. "In what context?" The younger girl wrinkled her nose in disgust and absolute confusion. "Huh?" "I mean ... " Paige searched for a word to use in place of 'context', but soon gave up. "Nevermind." She sat back down on her bed and picked up her book again. Jubilee stared at the computer screen. "C'mon, Guthrie, I need a word." "Withdrew," she responded without removing her eyes from the page before her. "Cool." with true into her like onw little world and stuff. She wasn't like suicidal or nothing she was just sad. The day came when she didn't fly anymore and that was real sad but what's even sadder is that it wasn't realy flying it was just fake flying and she couldnt' even do like the fake flying and stuff anymore and that's what's so sad about it. Jubilee took her hands from the keyboard and stared at the computer screen in consternation. The creative writing assignment wasn't going very well -- Frost had said that the story was supposed to "have depth", and she had a feeling that she wasn't getting very much depth. She figured, though, that the sadness would be a great way to achieve depth, and with a flourish turned back to the keyboard. So like the girl grew up and she had like hell in high school 'cause everyone knows that's what hell is. I mean, really, it's bad enough I gotta go to this school at all, I know some cheap crappy public school gotta be even worse. She reread that paragraph over again. "Hey, Pagie?" Paige looked up from her book again wearing a face that screamed *She called me "Pagie"?* "C'n I use, like, 'hell' in this assignment?" In a completely, utterly bored monotone she replied, "I don't think so, Jubilee." She turned the page and kept reading. "What about 'crap'?" "I don't know," Paige replied. "Ask Ms. Frost. You got a highlighter?" Jubilee opened the drawer in the desk that the computer sat on, pulled out a bright yellow highlighter, and tossed it across the room to her roommate. "Thanks." She removed the cap and highlighted a particularly interesting passage in her book. So like the girl grew up and she had like heck in high school 'cause everyone knows that's what heck is. I mean, really, it's bad enough I gotta go to this school at all, I know some cheap public school gotta be even worse. That didn't look right. "That doesn't look right," Jubilee muttered. "I gotta use 'hell' or it doesn't sound right. I mean, like, everyone knows that school is hell!" Paige didn't respond. So like the girl grew up and she had like hell in high school 'cause everyone knows that's what hell is. I mean, really, it's bad enough I gotta go to this school at all, I know some cheap public school gotta be even worse. But she like lived and stuff. Oh, wait, I forgot to give this girl a name. She doesn't have one. And she doesn't fly anymore, but she use to fly all the time. she just sings now, I think. Yeah, she sings all the time cause she's a proffesional singer and she's really good at it and she makes these songs about the people she used to know when she was growing up and they made fon of her because she kept to her self and with true all the time and they didn't like her even though there's no reason they didnt like her they just didn't. It was too short, Jubilee realized. What could she do to add more? She glanced around the room, searching for some kind of inspiration, hoping something might strike her, when her eyes fell on poor defenseless Paige, just sitting there reading and never suspecting a single thing. So then the chick fell in love with one of the musicians in the badn she sang with. He plays the guitar and wore black. I think he was British, too. And the only problem with that is that he didn't fall in love with her too, well, really he did but he didn't tell her that but she didnt' see that because she couldn't get a clue if it was stapeled to her forehead and neither could the guy. He's really cute, too, but she doesn't want to ask him out because she's to shy, and he won't cause he's to shy too but they went to a "Paige?" "*Yes*, Jubilee?" "How do you spell 'psychic'?" "P - S - Y - C - H - I - C." "Thanks." psychic and she said that the girl would be very happy in her love life and stuff and she told the guy she liked about her psychic and that she'd be very happy and the guy was drunk and they went to bed. So then the next morning it's all daylight and cool and stuff, cause the girl who was sad but isn't anymore finally got a clue and she got to sleep with the cute guitar guy in her band, and he was sad to but isn't anymore, cause he got to be with her, and they were gonna get married and stuff and tour the world singing their songs except he couldn't sing cause he was just like really bad at it and stuff and come to think of it he didn't play the guitar that well either but that's not why she liked him she liked him because he was this really nice guy and I think they lived happily ever after the end. "Done!" Jubilee exclaimed. "How do I print this?" Paige came over to the computer and showed Jubilee how to print the document. "Can I read this?" she asked. She had to admit that, though she was sure it wasn't exactly the best literature in the world, her curiosity had been piqued. Besides, she hadn't had much success with the assignment herself, and she hoped something in Jubilee's story might strike her muse. "Uh ... " Jubilee went to the printer and tore the story from the printer before Paige could look at it. "I don't think so. Maybe later or somethin'." THE END |